g-rae-ted:

Oh I’m sure

I actually am kinda curious to know how the club itself makes money when the strippers are the one taking it.

serenity-locke:

Eh, charming..

I always am Serenity, always am. Maybe it was you I saw going into it, you look like a cheaper less hot version of Gomez.

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itsdanieledwards:

My back hurts and I feel sick but I still really want to eat, like, ice cream or something…

Man up

g-rae-ted:

Educational?

The buisness workings of strip clubs and all that

ollyollyoxenfreex:

Can you afford high class strip clubs?

Can you?

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I saw this hot little Selena Gomez look a like going into a strip club, time to check out the high class strip clubs… For educational purposes.

Time to hit up some casinos.

izzyclay:

He stopped giving me money after the wedding dress.

…What?

Time to hit up some casinos.

josie-newton:

So in this different world, they just decided to get rid of IHOP?  That was a silly decision to make. 

Its because aint nobody got time for IHOP with casinos and strippers.